#darth jar jar binks

[holdtightposts]

Ahmed Best reprises his role as Jar Jar Binks and I for one am looking forward to it.

That gutteral “YOOUUUSAAAA.” Perfection itself.

September 13th. Get ready.

If that doesn’t hype you up then something is wrong with you. Like the fact that you’re one of the racist star wars “fan” who couldn’t even review bomb the correct show and instead review bombed the movie, Acolytes, starring Joel Edgerton.

Lol. You dumb motherfuckers.

[ventresses]

Star Wars: The Phantom Menace (3/?)

Star Wars + Text Posts & Headlines

[apath3t1c-pr1nc3]

I'm literally garbage at anything and everything that has to do with art please don't mind the hair and clothes I'm still learning 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

jailed maul

[gffa]

#SOMEONE SHOW THIS LEGO MULTIVERSE GAME TO GEORGE LUCAS #SHOW HIM THE DARTH JAR JAR SCENE #JUST TO WATCH HIS SOUL LEAVE HIS BODY #HE IS SO EXHAUSTED BY THE DARTH JAR JAR THEORY #THAT FAMOUS STORY ABOUT SOMEONE GOING UP TO HIM AT A PARTY TO ASK HIM ABOUT IT #AND GEORGE CUTS HIM OFF BEFORE HE CAN FINISH #AND IS JUST LIKE NO IN A WAY YOU CAN TELL THIS IS NOT THE FIRST TIME HE'S BEEN ASKED #YOU KNOW HE HATES IT BY THIS POINT #I WANT SOMEONE TO FILM IT AND I WANT TO SEE HIM JUST DEFLATE LIKE A WEEK OLD BIRTHDAY BALLOON #PLEASE DO IT IT'D BE SO FUNNY

[threebea]

Jar Jar has a life debt to Qui-Gon for three days before Qui-Gon dies. You had one job Jar Jar.

I'm kidding of course, but can you imagine Obi-Wan staring hopelessly through the force field and-- what's that? It Jar Jar with the metal chair sneaking up on Maul! He's tripped on his own feet and has now smacked into Qui-Gon, knocking him out. Now Maul is slicing the chair until comically Jar Jar is holding two small sticks! What's that!? He's tripped over Qui-Gon's unconscious body, knocking hard into Maul. Maul has stumbled into the pit! Maul has let go of his handhold out of embarrassment for the entire affair.

[waterdeeping]

so i'm back on my prequels bs again

[appljuiceboxx]

posting pride hc icons multiple times a week - day 3 - star wars prequel trilogy (+ a lil tcw)

ugh the quality is so bad guys sorry!! the bg remover thing got rid of the lightsabers and im too lazy to fix it sry :(((

no palpatine bcs he's homophobic

fandom checklist

[replaytech]

obi wan: it’s over anakin, I have the high ground

anakin: I HATE YOU

padme, whispering to jar jar: they take playing the floor is lava very seriously

[comicwaren]

From Star Wars: Phantom Menace 25th Anniversary Special #001

Art by Will Sliney and GURU-eFX

Written by Greg Pak

[tossawary]

Still watching "The Phantom Menace" and I forgot how Obi-Wan Kenobi gets almost... no character development or much personal focus before the very end of the movie?

There is a LOT that's not working with this movie but I think that one of the most egregious issues in the final battle is the editing. The focus is split way too wide and it's CONSTANTLY cutting between four different locations: 1) Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan versus Darth Maul, 2) Padmé and her companions retaking the palace, 3) the gungan army versus the droids (very CGI heavy and does not look good now), and 4) Anakin and R2-D2 fighting the Trade Federation in space. And the tonal shift between all of these is WILD.

Jar-Jar Binks is fighting a war, his people are dying around him, but the whole thing is treated like a physical comedy sequence. Anakin is having a Fun Childhood Adventure where he says things like "Yippee!" and is never convincingly in danger. Padmé is fighting her way down a bunch of corridors against random droids with a bunch of nameless, underdeveloped characters, and it is frankly boring as hell with no emotional depth. And then Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon are fighting a SITH!!!

"Duel of the Fates" is going on at full blast! This is our opportunity to show off Maul as an antagonist! (He says like ten words in this whole movie? He seems weirdly... calm and collected, honestly, through most of it.) This sequence should show off the skills of our protagonists! The bond between Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon! This is a fight that is going to end with Qui-Gon's tragic death and Obi-Wan's furiously resolved ascension to knighthood. But instead of letting this tense and exciting battle take up space and let any moments within it breathe, to let us fall into it completely, the movie!!! Keeps!!! Cutting away!!! For Jar-Jar Binks' comedy skits and Anakin's Funtime Adventure and Padmé shooting more cannon fodder droids in random hallways.

[direwolfrules]

Scenarios I would want in a Star Wars What If? Series:

Ahsoka as Obi-Wan’s padawan.

Anakin found by the Jedi as an infant.

Anakin found by the Sith as an infant.

Obi-Wan kills Anakin on Mustafar

Bail takes Luke and Leia goes to the Larses

Ahsoka rejoins the Order after the events of “The Wrong Jedi”

Dooku takes Yaddle’s hand

Sidious fails to kill his master in his sleep.

Non-pacifist Mand’alor Satine (I just want to see Satine in armor okay?)

Jar Jar Binks, Rebel Agent

Rex is the one who executed Krell instead of Dogma.

Anakin listens to Mace and sits tight while the Council fights Sidious.

Plo Koon somehow gets the Darksaber.

Force Sensitive Sabine Wren

Force Sensitive Jyn Erso

A single member of Rogue One survives

Leia’s ship isn’t caught by Vader

Owen lets Obi-Wan train Luke

Owen and Beru die when Luke is young

Ezra runs into Luke on Tatooine when looking for Obi-Wan

[skygirlstars]

I can’t believe we’re getting official Jedi Bob and DARTH JAR JAR content in the year of our lord 2024. insane.

[ventresses]

Star Wars: The Phantom Menace (1/?)

Star Wars + Text Posts & Headlines

[twinsunstars]

THE PROPHECY

[gffa]

#COMIC COVERS + VARIANTS FOR MAY 2024 #DANG PREQUELS FANS ARE GETTING FED THIS MONTH!!!!

[deepestconnoisseurmoon]

Star Wars: Episode I- The Phantom Menace(1999)

Dir. George Lucas